Editor to Paginator toning photos: “She’s a little bright in the face, but she’ll reproduce okay.”

Producer reading Google news headlines: “Britain is sending 42 million condoms to South Africa to prevent the spread of HIV during the World Cup.” Director: “Goooooaaaaaal!”

Production Manager over the intercom: “Attention everyone … The server gods have shined upon us once again. We’re back up and running.”

Editor on story of 110-year-old’s birthday: “If we have to hold the story, check the obits before running it.”

Web Producer #1: “There were a lot of reports this past winter about a flasher up north. Why would someone want to be a flasher in the winter?” Web Producer #2: “I know, you’d think he’d wait until summer so it’s a little more flattering.”

Editor to Writer on her way out the door to a meeting: “Just keep pissing people off.”

Reporter, spying a child in the newsroom: “Is that the Girl Scout Girl? Are there cookies? Is that her?”

“I find it rather ironic that right when all I want is a margarita, I have to cover a drug/alcohol presentation at the high school.”

Web Editor using AIM: “Whoever just flashed me, can you do it again?”

Photo Editor, putting together national photo gallery: “Man, I’m into my third same sex marriage!”